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titles, tags, word counts, and minor details might be subject to change.
while I like to provide an approximate completion time, life can be a bitch sometimes (╥﹏╥) I do apologize if a fic is published a lot later than mentioned here
all these fics, once completed, can be found on this page under "published works"!!
| Title | Ship | Completion | Details |
|---|---|---|---|
| [COMING SOON!!] “your personal undead wingman” | choker, gen deft & faker (can be read as either platonic or romantic) | Almost done with the initial draft, expect to be published in ~a month! | ~20k+ words, possibly multiple chapters, rated g, highschool setting, minor supernatural elements, tooth-rotting fluff, getting together, mutual pining, not actually unrequited love, boys kissing, attempt at humor; “when you’re so bad at love you need a literal ghost to come back from the afterlife to help you find a boyfriend. Or: jihoon the lovesick dumbass and his epic quest to confess his love to the school genius, sanghyeok. feat. undead ghost wingman hyukkyu” |
| [COMING SOON ?] ”i like ‘em big (and plumpy)” | gumaoner | Initial draft is half done, expect to be published in ~a month! | ~7k+ words, oneshot, rated E, canon compliant, porn without plot/plot what plot, HEAVY smut, size kink, first time bottoming, top x top dynamics, blowjobs, fingering, anal, edging, orgasm denial, watersports, dick riding, (and a lot more!); “hyunjoon might not be the smartest guy in the world, but it doesn't really matter in this case. The math here was simple. One horny guy plus another equally horny guy, minus two boyfriends, meant one thing: sex. A lot of sex—no matter if the two guys in question were both tops. Tops—who would rather die than bottom. Or: that one time hyunjoon slept with minhyung out of sheer horniness and found out something new about himself” |
| ”kerokiin the alien’s super happy ultra-magical quest ☆☆☆” | chovy & kiin, gen | Initial draft is a little bit of the ways started, expect to be published ~a couple months maximum | ??? words, oneshot, not rated, unspecified real world early 2000s setting, minor sci-fi/fantasy elements, crack treated (very) seriously, heavy angst, hurt/little to no comfort, satire/critical take on the magical girl genre, limited POV, dark themes: implied/referenced bullying, implied/referenced abuse, implied/referenced suicide, lots of symbolism, the entire thing is an extended metaphor basically (bring your brain when reading); “Kerokiin (who insists that everyone call him Kiin) is a five-inch tall, mochi-like alien from Planet Happy, tasked with bringing children back to his home planet. After crash landing in a neighborhood trash can, Kiin is found by Jihoon, a kid whose cracked lips never seem to smile. From that day on, antics ensue” |
| “take a seat” | rulehends | Planning finished, draft not started yet. expect to be published…whenever i get enough time to write it~ | ??? words, oneshot, not rated, unspecified early-to-mid 1990s setting, photographer(!)ruler, established relationships, angst/noir, hurt, toxic relationships, mentions of cheating, drinking, hella symbolism, the entire thing is an extended metaphor for “having an appetite for life”, take from that what you will; “when jaehyuk’s editor tells him that he'll be covering a reclusive romance novelist, he doesn’t say much in response. When siwoo tells him that he’s a huge fan of the author’s work, he doesn’t say much in response, either. And when siwoo tells him that he’s getting married to another man in 20 days unless jaehyuk says something, he doesn’t say anything at all. That is, until he visits the novelist” |
| ”because i’m in love with you. cunt.” | rulehends, possible background relationships | Planning started, expect to be published…whenever i get stoned enough to write 50k words in 5 hours | ??? words, possibly multiple chapters, not rated, canon compliant, non-linear narrative, established relationships (or lack thereof), falling in love/breaking up, getting back together for one night, toxic relationships, heavy angst, hurt and feels/little to no comfort, happy (if you squint) ending, plot with porn, mentions of drugs, “a re-telling of jaehyuk and siwoo’s love story, told by a siwoo who keeps unblocking jaehyuk’s number even though he should have deleted it years ago” |
| [PART OF NEW SERIES 1/2]“birds of paradise” | guke, (guma and keria also fuck deft but that doesn’t count) | Planning finished, expect to be published…in your dreams (it’s a big one alright??? (╥﹏╥)) | ??? words, multiple chapters, rated E, idol AU, A/B/O (with some minor edits to my preferences), omega idol(!)keria, alpha rich sponsor(!)gumayusi, background: beta ex-idol(!)deft, alpha idol(!)chovy, omega chaebol(!)faker, plot with porn/a lot of plot but there’s hella smut too, dark/whump, angst, hurt/”comfort”, toxic relationships, power dynamics, pillow sales/prostitution in the idol industry, drugs/needles, possessiveness, stalking, too much smut for me to list here, ”minseok thinks he's really cute. After all, he’s an omega—a rarity, a blessing, and above all: a person who belongs in the upper echelons of society. When minseok debuts with an idol group, he’s sure that he’ll be worshipped like an omega should be. Except, he isn’t. Enter minhyung” |
| [PART OF NEW SERIES 2/2] ”the swan's song” | choker | published!!!! check published works page!! | ??? words, multiple chapters, rated E, idol AU, A/B/O (with some minor edits to my preferences), alpha idol(!)chovy, omega chaebol(!)faker, background: beta manager(!)lehends, omega idol(!)keria, alpha rich sponsor(!)gumayusi, plot with porn/a lot of plot but there’s hella smut too, extremely dark, whump, heavy angst, hurt/”comfort”, SUPER toxic relationships, power dynamics, pillow sales/prostitution in the idol industry, drugs/needles, mind games, power struggle, manipulation, blackmail, dubious consent, too much smut for me to list here, “jihoon is the leader of a nugu idol group on the brink of collapse, fighting to get performances only for no one to watch them. But that’s okay, because Jihoon knows they’ll make it big soon. All he needs is one shot at stardom, and his lifelong dream will come true. Except, there’s only one way to get that ‘one shot.’ with his body” |
